GWAR: Phallus in Wonderland (1992 Video)

Laura-Lynn Brickhouse: The Mother

Quotes 

• Patches : [Walking in with his Skateboard]  Guess who's in Town.

  The Bum : Who?

  Patches : [Softly]  GWAR.

  The Bum : [exited]  No way!

  Patches : YES way, recording at the ole Studio. I'm gonna go there, you wanna go?

  The Bum : Sure!

  The Mother : [Alarmed]  Over my dead body will you go hang out with some dirty... filthy... stinkin Rock and roll Band!

  The Bum : [pause]  F**K you Mom!

  Patches : Here, hit her with the skate board.

  [Hands him the Skateboard, the Scene cuts straight to his Mom screaming as Her Son repeatedly rams her to the Floor until She moans in pain] 

  Patches : [Sits back Down]  I think you better kill her.

  [pauses] 

  Patches : She'll tell your Dad.

  The Bum : [worried]  I better kill her, she'll tell my Dad?

  Patches : Here, use this!

  [hands him the Iron] 

  The Bum : Cooooooool!

  The Mother : [getting her face ironed, screaming]  Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!