- Snow White: [knock at the door] Who is it?
- The Queen: Saleslady.
- Snow White: No thanks.
- Snow White: [another knock at the door] Who is it?
- The Queen: Uhh... Girl Scout Cookies.
- Snow White: Sorry, not today.
- Snow White: [doorbell rings] Gee, this is a busy neighborhood.
- Snow White: Who is it this time?
- The Queen: Candy apple-gram?
- Snow White: Really? For Me? Darn! The dwarves told me not to open the door for anyone!
- The Queen: Well, shoot! Did they say anythin' about openin' windows?
- Snow White: Nooo...
- [opens nearby window]