Best in Show (2000)

Michael Hitchcock: Hamilton Swan

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Quotes 

• Hamilton Swan : I remember what I was drinking when I met you. It was a grande espresso.

  Meg Swan : That's right. And I thought that was really sexy.

• Meg Swan : [Meg and Hamilton are talking about how they met at Starbucks]  One day Hamilton gathered his courage and approached me...

  Hamilton Swan : I remember, I was drinking a grande espresso.

  Meg Swan : I know, and I remember I thought that was really sexy. I was drinking capuccinos... then I switched over to lattes... now it's double espresso macchiato...

  Hamilton Swan : These days I'm a big chai tea/soymilk kind of guy.

  Meg Swan : [gravely]  Because of the lactose. You're lactose-intolerant now.

• Hamilton Swan : Honey, I'm thinking of switching to the mock turtleneck?

  Meg Swan : Is that not breathing?

  Hamilton Swan : Well, it's breathing now, but it'll be hot down there. I could go with the lambswool, but then again, you'll see a lot of khaki down there and this merlot looks good with the gray.

• [When Beatrice goes to lick his face] 

  Hamilton Swan : Don't!... not the lips...

• Hamilton Swan : You've got your Busy Bee! Do you want your Busy Bee?

• Hamilton Swan : Don't look at the fat ass losers or freaks, look at me!

• Hamilton Swan : I'm now a big old tchai tea latte soy milk kind of guy.

  Meg Swan : Mmm. Soy. Because of the lactose. You're lactose intolerant now.