Hooves of Fire (1999 TV Movie)

Steve Coogan: Blitzen

Quotes 

• Robbie : I know what we do one day a year, but what about the other 364?

  Blitzen : Well, usually it's like -

  [scene of reindeer exercising] 

  Robbie : Oh. I was hoping it would be more -

  [scene of Robbie dancing at a wild party] 

  Robbie : Or maybe sometimes -

  [scene of reindeer playing guitar by the fire] 

  Blitzen : Sorry, Robbie. But it's definitely -

  [scene of reindeer exercising] 

  Robbie : Right. When's the next bus out of town?

  Prancer : [thinks]  Uh, April.

  Robbie : [collapses]  Training it is.

• Blitzen : If you have any problems, come and see me. If you don't have any problems, come and see me anyway and we'll celebrate your lack of problems.

• Blitzen : Let's trample him into dust, then throw the remains of the dust to the wolves, then blow up the wolves.

  Prancer : You don't like him very much, don't you?

  Blitzen : Not particularly, no.

• Vixen : At least Robbie's dad got out of this frozen hole. He was a smart reindeer that Ru...

  Blitzen : [covers her mouth with a hand]  No, no, no, no. I will have that name said in my presence!

  Donner : Are you talking about Ru...?

  [Blitzen covers her mouth with the other hand] 

  Reindeer : A German name, wasn;t it? Uh, Ru...

  [Blitzen covers his mouth with a hoof] 

  Prancer : I tell you what, it's a catchy song, I love it. A-one, a-two, Ru...

  [Blitzen covers his mouth with the other hoof, causing himself to hang in midair in the middle of the other four reindeer] 

  Blitzen : [after falling down]  Well, if I can't get him, I'll get his son. I will sleep until I have destroyed Robbie!

• Blitzen : But don't worry. They won't blame you. They'll blame your dad for having you.

• Vixen : It's a cold night out tonight, Blitzen. I need someone to spark my fire.

  Blitzen : Well, it would be rude not to. Christmas has come already.