Hooves of Fire (1999 TV Movie)

Harry Enfield: Old Jingle

Quotes 

• Donner : You've have to take him on. He needs to beat Blitzen.

  Old Jingle : Blitzen? Is Blitzen involved in this?

  Donner : You know Blitzen?

  Old Jingle : Never heard of him, but he's gotta be stopped!

• Old Jingle : Remember you are what you eat.

  [Holds up a bag that says "Nuts"] 

  Old Jingle : Mmm, nuts!

• Old Jingle : This is a much better spot for a house. I'd have to be raving mad to push it back up that hill.

  [cut to Jingle pushing the house back up the mountain] 

  Old Jingle : One day, I will be too old to do this, but that day won't come for many...

  [House slides back down, dragging Old Jingle underneath]