The Stingiest Man in Town (1978 TV Movie)

Tom Bosley: B.A.H. Humbug

Quotes 

• B.A.H. Humbug : [singing]  Christmas trees are brightly lighted/ Around the world, the church bells ring/ Big and small, all are invited/ To the birthday party of the King/ Mighty prince and humble peasant/ Each must choose a gift to bring/ Do you have a birthday present/ For the birthday party of the King?/ Once wise men came in His honor/ Bringing frankincense, myrrh, and gold/ But what is gold to a Ruler/ Who has all the stars to hold?/ Do you know what gift will please Him?/ Praise Him more than anything/ Bring a heart that truly loves Him/ To the birthday party of the King/

• B.A.H. Humbug : [Scrooge puts on a top hat and gets ready to leave in his nightgown]  Hey! You can't go out like that!

  Ebenezer Scrooge : But I have to do my Christmas shopping!

  B.A.H. Humbug : Without your pants?