- Black Guy: One of you guys is going out for a couple of cokes and a large extra cheese, piping hot, and actually, I think it should be your white ass that makes the trip, motherfucker!
- Guy#3: I'll drive that bitching truck, dude!
- Black Guy: The truck explodes!
- Guy#3: Like I said, he's driving.
- zombie: Can I use your bathroom? Quick crap.
- Black Guy: [chases him off with tire iron] You ain't using MY bathroom, motherfucker!
- Guy#3: Wanna have sex?
- [lady looks at him until he leaves the room]
- Sheriff McClelland: [examining the burned-out truck] I've seen this kind of thing before. It's a truck.