Donkey Kong 64 (Video Game 1999) Poster

(1999 Video Game)

Chris Sutherland: Diddy Kong, Lanky Kong, Chunky Kong, King K. Rool, Krusha

Quotes 

  • Singer 1 : [DK rap opening song]  Here, here, here we go!

    Singer 2 : [Rapping]  So they're finally here, performing for you, if you know the words, you can join in too, Put your hands together, if you wanna clap, as we take you through, this monkey rap! Huh!

    Chorus : DK, Donkey Kong!

    Singer 2 : He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well, he's finally back to kick some tail, his Coconut Gun can fire in spurts, if he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt, he's bigger, faster, and stronger too, he's the first member of the DK crew! Huh!

    Chorus : DK, Donkey Kong! DK, Donkey Kong is here!

    Singer 2 : This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes, she can shrink in size, to suit her mood, she's quick and nimble when she needs to be, she can float through the air and climb up trees! if you choose her, you'll not choose wrong, with a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong! Huh!

    Chorus : DK, Donkey Kong!

    Singer 2 : He has no style, he has no grace, this this Kong has a funny face, he can handstand, when he needs to, and stretch his arms out, just for you, inflate himself just like a balloon, this crazy Kong just digs this tune! Huh!

    Chorus : DK, Donkey Kong! DK, Donkey Kong is here!

    Singer 2 : He's back again and about time too, and this time he's in the mood, he can fly real high with his jetpack on, with his pistols out, he's one tough Kong! He'll make you smile when he plays his tune, but Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you! Huh!

    Chorus : DK, Donkey Kong!

    Singer 2 : Huh! Finally, he's here for you, it's the last member of the DK crew! This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny, can make a Kremling cry out for mummy, can pick up a boulder with relative ease, makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze, he may move slow, he can't jump high, but this Kong's one hell of a guy Huh! Come on Cranky, take it to the fridge!

    Singer 1 : Walnuts. Peanuts. Pineapple smells. Grapes. Melons. Oranges and coconut shells! Ahh yeah! Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells, Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells! Ahh yeah!

  • King K. Rool : I've been waiting a long time for this moment. Soon Donkey Kong and his pretty little island will be no more.

  • King K. Rool : Guards!

    [three Kremlings enter K. Rool's throne room] 

    King K. Rool : I want you to do everything in your power to keep Donkey Kong distracted. Steal that hoard of Golden Bananas he treasures so much and take care of his pathetic friends. This time there can be no mistakes.

    Obese Kremling : Uh, your excellency! We've already taken care of business!

    [laughs] 

    Obese Kremling : [cut to the Kongs being imprisoned] 

    King K. Rool : I hope for your sake, you're right this time.

    Obese Kremling : [sadly]  Noooo...

    [cut to Donkey Kong doing push-ups] 

    King K. Rool : While you'll be busy looking for your precious Golden Bananas and flea-bitten friends, I'll be preparing my lizard-flavoured surprise!

  • K. Lumsy : Boo hoo hoo... Oh, hi. My name's K.Lumsy, and I've been locked in here because I wouldn't smash up some little island. But how could I? Such a lovely little island, full of cute monkeys - so I said no. Sniff... K.Rool says I'm too soft to be a Kremling and I'm to stay in here until I've toughened up. Sob... I'll do anything to be free again... Hey, little monkey. Perphaps you could help poor old K.Lumsy escape? Oh, go on, I'll be your bestest friend...

    DK : Yes, Donkey will help K.Lumsy!

    K. Lumsy : [Happily stomps and bounces about] 

    K. Lumsy : Oh, K.Lumsy so happy now! But K.Rool has taken the keys to this cage and given them to the biggest and most feared soldiers in his army. If you manage to get hold of any keys, please bring them back here to open my locks. Don't tell K.Rool, though - this has to be our little secret!

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