Stargate SG-1 (TV Series)
Children of the Gods (1997)
Richard Dean Anderson: Colonel Jack O'Neill
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Quotes
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General Hammond : You ever think of writing a book about your exploits in the line of duty?
Jack O'Neill : I've thought about it. But then I'd have to shoot anyone that actually read it.
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George Hammond : What's he doing here?
Jack O'Neill : General Hammond, this is Teal'c. He can help us.
George Hammond : Do you know what he is?
Jack O'Neill : Yes, sir. I do. He's the man who saved our lives. And if you accept my recommendation, sir, he'll join SG-1.
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Samantha Carter : [Seeing the Control Plinth of the Gate at Abydos for the first time] Amazing.
Samantha Carter : But, this is what was missing from the dig at Giza.
Samantha Carter : [Touches the central boss] This is how they controlled it.
Samantha Carter : It took us fifteen years and three supercomputers to 'MacGyver' a system for the Gate on Earth.
Jack O'Neill : Captain.
Samantha Carter : Look how small it is.
Jack O'Neill : Captain!
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Jack O'Neill : Daniel, for crying out loud, you've had one beer. Cheaper date than my wife was.
Daniel Jackson : Yes. When am I going to meet your wife?
Jack O'Neill : Oh. Probably, ah, never. After I came back from Abydos the first time, she'd already left.
Daniel Jackson : I'm sorry.
Jack O'Neill : Yeah, so was I. I think, in her heart, she forgave me for what happened to our kid. She just... couldn't forget.
Daniel Jackson : And what about you?
Jack O'Neill : I'm the opposite. I'll never forgive myself. But sometimes I can forget... Sometimes.
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[Teal'c has just helped SG-1 and prisoners escape from the Gou'ald]
Jack O'Neill : Hey, come on!
Teal'c : I have nowhere to go.
Jack O'Neill : For this, you can stay at my place. Let's go.
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[O'Neill has sent a box of tissues through the gate for Daniel]
Major Samuels : What if the aliens get it?
Jack O'Neill : Well, they could be blowin' their noses right now.
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[preparing to go through the Stargate to Abydos]
Jack O'Neill : Captain?
Samantha Carter : Don't worry, Colonel. I won't let you down.
Jack O'Neill : Good. I was gonna say, "Ladies first."
Samantha Carter : You know, you really will like me when you get to know me.
Jack O'Neill : Oh, I adore you already, Captain.
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Sam Carter : I'm an Air Force officer just like you are, Colonel. And just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside doesn't mean I can't handle whatever you can handle.
Jack O'Neill : Oh, this has nothing to do with you being a woman. I like women. I've just got a little problem with scientists.
Sam Carter : Oh, Colonel, I logged over 100 hours in enemy airspace during the Gulf War. Is that tough enough for you... or are we gonna have to arm wrestle?
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[Preparing to send a message to Daniel on Abydos]
Jack O'Neill : General, we don't need that probe.
Kawalsky : We don't?
Jack O'Neill : Nope. This'll do.
[O'Neill grabs a box of Kleenex]
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Teal'c : What is this?
Jack O'Neill : It's a watch.
Teal'c : This is not Goa'uld technology. Where are you from?
Jack O'Neill : Earth. Chicago, if you wanna be specific.
Teal'c : Your words mean nothing. Where are you from?
Daniel Jackson : Ah, excuse me.
[Daniel draws the gate symbol representing Earth in the dirt]
Daniel Jackson : This is where we're from.
[Teal'c looks at it and then leaves the room]
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Colonel Jack O'Neill : I can save these people. Help me! Help me.
Teal'c : Many have said that;
[turns and shoots one of the Jaffa guards]
Teal'c : but you are the first I believe could do it.
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Samuels : I'm Major Samuels.
Jack O'Neill : Air Force?
Samuels : Yes, sir. I'm the general's executive officer.
Jack O'Neill : Want a little piece of advice, Major? Get 'reass' to NASA. That's where all the action's gonna be. Out there.
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[Unsure whether Ra is dead or alive]
George Hammond : Are you sure he's dead, Colonel?
Jack O'Neill : Unless he can survive a tactical nuclear warhead blown up in his face, positive.
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Jack O'Neill : Oh, come on, Samuels. Let me be the cynic around here, okay?
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[O'Neill smells a drink that Skaara has brought for the team to drink at dinner]
Jack O'Neill : Moonshine?
Skaara : Moon... shine.
Jack O'Neill : Yeah. Moonshine. As in booze. Daniel, what are you teaching these kids?
Skaara : Try it.
Jack O'Neill : Alright. Skaara's Moonshine. I'll give it a little shot.
[O'Neill sips it and spits it out in an explosive burst]
Jack O'Neill : Whoa!
[the team and villagers all laugh]
Jack O'Neill : [hoarsely] Smooth. Very smooth.
Skaara : Moonshine!
Kawalsky : Our little soldiers are all grown up, Colonel.
Jack O'Neill : Yeah. I'm so proud.
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Jack O'Neill : Oh here we go, another scientist. General, please.
Samantha Carter : Theoretical astrophysicist.
Jack O'Neill : Which means...?
George Hammond : It means she's smarter than you are.
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George Hammond : Where's Captain Carter?
Samuels : Just arriving, sir.
Jack O'Neill : Carter?
George Hammond : I'm assigning Sam Carter to this mission.
Jack O'Neill : I'd prefer to put together my own team, sir.
George Hammond : Not on this mission. Sorry. Carter's our expert on the Stargate.
Jack O'Neill : Where's he transferring from?
Samantha Carter : [Carter enters the room] She is transferring from the Pentagon. I take it you're Colonel O'Neill. Captain Samantha Carter reporting, sir.
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[Daniel is thinking about Sha're]
Daniel Jackson : She's out there somewhere, Jack.
Jack O'Neill : I know. So's Skaara.
Daniel Jackson : So what do we do?
Jack O'Neill : We find 'em.
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Samantha Carter : [after going through the wormhole] Ohhh... I think I'm gonna be sick.
Jack O'Neill : [patting Captain Carter on the shoulder] Maybe you shouldn't have had that big lunch, huh?