Josie and the Pussycats (2001)

Parker Posey: Fiona

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Quotes 

• FBI Agent Kelly : They'll never see it coming.

  Fiona : [under her breath]  And neither will you.

  FBI Agent Kelly : I'm sorry. What was that?

  Fiona : [after long pause]  Huh? What?

  FBI Agent Kelly : You just said something.

  Fiona : No, I didn't.

  FBI Agent Kelly : Yes, you did.

  Fiona : No, I didn't.

  FBI Agent Kelly : Yes you did. I said, "They'll never see it coming," and you said, "And neither will you."

  Fiona : [dumbly]  I did?

  FBI Agent Kelly : We all heard you.

  Fiona : Oh... what I meant to say was: "And neither will you guys." Meaning the teenagers. I was just emphasizing my point.

  FBI Agent Kelly : Oh, okay.

  Fiona : [under her breath]  That was close.

  FBI Agent Kelly : What was that?

  Fiona : I was going to say: "That was close to being a really nice moment between the two of us."

• Fiona : Wyatt, show these lovely girls what we have for them this evening.

  [Wyatt opens the curtain to reveal a car] 

  Melody : A car! Val, I won a car!

  Fiona : No, you didn't win a car.

  Melody : Oh my God, you won a car!

  Fiona : Nobody won a car!

• Fiona : Oh I am starved!

  [eats one potato chip] 

  Fiona : I'm such a pig!

• Fiona : It's Mr. Moviefone. He does all our subliminal tracks.

• Wyatt : Lisa, it's me. Wally. White-Ass Wally!

  Fiona : [in shock]  White-Ass Wally?

• Fiona : How much do you weigh, Josie?

  Josie McCoy : Um... 118?

  Fiona : Ha! 115! I'm three pounds lighter then you! It's okay, though. I think you look great.

  [Lisping] 

  Fiona : Tho pretty and popular.

• Fiona : You can kiss my cellulite-free ass for all I've done for you!