Weird Anime Excel Saga (1999–2001)

Larissa Wolcott: Excel Excel

Quotes 

• [Addressing criminals while wearing an improvised "Sailor Moon" hairdo] 

  Excel : There can be no excuse for those who use animation to exploit innocent children. That pisses Excel off! You've all been bad boys, so in the name of the toons, Excel will punish you!

• [about "Sailor Moon"] 

  Excel : I wanted that part, but it was dubbed in Canada!

• Ilpalazzo : Are you the messenger from HQ? Why are you late? Let us hear your reasons for that first.

  Key : My name is Key. I am a key.

  [to Excel] 

  Key : And could you perhaps be... my keyhole?

  Excel : [shouts]  Excel heat overload! Excel isn't used to such lovie-dovie attacks but what about her Ilpalazzo? Excel's so confused.

  Ilpalazzo : [internally towards Key]  Damn you. Just because you're a visually appealing little bastard doesn't make you cool. You're stupid! Stupid! Stupid! I'll kill you, you poser! I'll definitely make you die!

• Ropponmatsu 2 : My name isn't "punk", it"s Ropponmatsu!

  Excel : I don't care if your name is Roppongi, Rapunzel, or rope burn!