Ocean's Eleven (2001)

Julia Roberts: Tess Ocean

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Quotes 

• Danny : [referring to her relationship with Terry]  Does he make you laugh?

  Tess : [sincerely]  He doesn't make me cry.

• Tess : You know what your problem is?

  Danny : [sarcastically]  I only have one?

• Tess : [talking privately over dinner while Tess is waiting for Terry]  You're a thief and a liar.

  Danny : I only lied about being a thief, I don't do that anymore.

  Tess : Steal?

  Danny : Lie.

  Tess : [referring to Terry]  I'm with someone who doesn't have to make that kind of distinction.

  Danny : [sarcastically, referring to Terry]  No, he's very clear on both.

• Danny : Now, they tell me I paid my debt to society.

  Tess : [sarcastically]  Funny, I never got a check.

• [last lines] 

  [Danny has just got out of jail] 

  Danny : Hi!

  Tess : [in Rusty's car]  Hi. We need to get Rusty a girl.

  Rusty : [jokingly]  There's a women's prison down the road.

  Danny : [noticing Tess is wearing her wedding ring]  You said that you sold this.

  Tess : I said that.

  Danny : Liar.

  Tess : Thief.

  [they kiss] 

• Danny : [talking privately over dinner while Tess is waiting for Terry]  Tess, you're doing a great job curating the museum, the Vermeer is quite good, simple, vibrant, but his work definitely fell off as he got older.

  Tess : [implying Danny has similarities with Vermeer]  Remind you of anyone?

  Danny : And I always confuse Monet and Manet. Now which one married his mistress?

  Tess : Monet.

  Danny : Right, and then Manet had syphilis.

  Tess : [sarcastically]  They also painted occasionally.

• Tess : [was talking privately over dinner with Danny until Terry finally shows up]  Danny was walking through the restaurant when he spotted me.

  Terry : Is that right?

  Danny : Yeah, imagine the odds.

  Terry : [sarcastically, partially quoting one of Rick's line's from Casablanca]  Of all the gin joints in all the world.

• Tess : You of all people should know, Terry, in your hotel, there's always someone watching.

• Danny : [talking privately over dinner while Tess is waiting for Terry]  You remember the day I went out for cigarettes and didn't come back? You must have noticed.

  [goes to sit down] 

  Tess : I don't smoke. Don't sit!

• [last lines before epilogue] 

  [the crew has just pulled off the heist. Danny is in handcuffs being escorted to a police car. Tess runs outside of the casino to find him] 

  Tess : Wait! Wait! Wait. Wait, that's my husband. That's my husband.

  [to Danny knowingly] 

  Tess : Danny...

  Danny : [Smiling]  Tess, I told you... I knew what I was doing.

  Tess : [Tearing up]  I didn't.

  [pause] 

  Tess : How long will you be?

  Danny : ...Three to six months, I guess.

  [Danny is placed into the police car. Through the window he smiles at Tess reassuringly. Through teary eyes, Tess smiles back] 

• Danny : I'm not joking, Tess.

  Tess : I'm not laughing, Danny.

• Tess : [waiting to have a romantic dinner with Terry]  You're thirty seconds late, I was going to send out a search...

  [looks up and surprised to see Danny] 

• Tess : [talking privately over dinner while she's waiting for Terry]  Do you remember what I said when we met?

  Danny : You said I'd better know what I'm doing.

  Tess : And do you? Because you should walk out that door if you don't.

  Danny : I know what I'm doing.

  Terry : [finally shows up]  What are you doing?