Dude, Where's My Car? (2000) Poster

Hal Sparks: Zoltan

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Quotes 

  • Zoltan : You gotta activate the...

    Space Nerds : Photon Accelerator Annihilation Beam!

    Jesse : What?

    Mr. Pizzacoli : They said The Photon Accelerator Annihilation Beam, YOU FOOL!

    Chester : Hurry, activate it, dude!

    [a small panel on the Transfunctioner reads "Photon Accelerator Annihilation Beam"] 

    Chester : I think that's it, dude.

    Jesse : Thank you, Captain Obvious.

  • Zoltan : We'll travel through space... with cool aliens who LIKE us!

  • Zoltan : Quick! To my parents' minivan!

  • Zoltan : Time has come you guys.

    [Zoltan signals to another cult member to turn the music off so he can talk] 

    Zoltan : We are finally going to fulfill our prophecies of outer space travel.

    [the rest of the cult members yells out Zoltan and make the shape of the letter Z with their hands] 

    Zoltan : They laughed at us when we said aliens existed and they mocked us when we started wearing bubble-wrapped jump suits, but who's laughing now? Huh?

    [the rest of the cult members look around confused] 

    Chester : [laughs] 

    Zoltan : I'll tell you who's laughing now, we are!

    [the rest of the cult members yells out Zoltan and make the shape of the letter Z with their hands] 

    Zoltan : Soon we will leave this lame planet and fly through outer space with cool aliens, who like us. It is going to be awesome!

    Jesse , Chester : Zoltan!

    [Jesse and Chester make the shape of the letter Z with their hands] 

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