Blondie & Dagwood (1987 TV Short)

Loni Anderson: Blondie Bumstead

Quotes 

• Dagwood Bumstead : Blondie, do you mean to tell me you've worked all day and you can still come home, get dressed, set the table, clean up this mess, and cook an entire dinner all in 26 and 1/2 minutes?

  Blondie Bumstead : Uh-huh. Us housewives do this everyday.

• Dagwood Bumstead : Was I snoring again?

  Blondie Bumstead : Either that, or there's a cow having triplets under the bed.

• Blondie Bumstead : [as Dagwood leaves for work]  Don't forget to ask for that raise so we can pay for the roof!

  Dagwood Bumstead : [dashing out the door]  The roof! Right!

  [collides into Mr. Beasley, but keeps going] 

  Dagwood Bumstead : Uh, sorry, Mr. Beasley!

  Mr. Beasley : [dazed]  Last week, he knocked me into another zip code.