- [after Goofy and Max's cabin burn down because of Goofy's decorations]
- Max Goof: [devastated] No cabin, no food, no car.
- Pete: Well, have a nice hitchety-hike home!
- [Pete starts to walk away laughing]
- Peg Pete: Oh, fiddle sticks. It's Christmas Eve. You can stay at our cabin.
- Max Goof: Really?
- Pete: WHAT?
- [Pete is about to go to sleep, but soon hears someone singing outside]
- Goofy: [singing] Weee wish you a merry Christmas. We wish you a merry Christmas. We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year!
- Pete: Whoever that is, I'm gonna teach him the meaning of Silent Night.
- [opens his window]
- Pete: Hey, you! Shut up! This ain't no Osmond Special!
- Pistol Pete: Here, Santa. You caught me unprepared, so all I could find were bagel chips and guacamole.
- Pistol Pete: Whoa, do it again, Daddy, do it again, that was really neat!
- Pete: That's it! FAMILY MEETING!
- [later, Pete is talking to his family]
- Pete: Every Christmas, that Goof's decorations wreck my house and suck up all the electricity. Well, I've had it! So drop your fruitcakes and pack your long johns! We're leaving town!
- Max Goof: Wow. Aspen, Colorado. Lucky dog.
- P.J. Pete: Your dad's gone ballistic again, huh?
- Max Goof: I gotta stay here and put up a caroling Elvis doll.
- P.J. Pete: Hey, maybe Dad'll let you come with us!
- [Pete, with his family in the car, drives away]
- Pete: No offense, Max, but I'D EAT CAT LITTER FIRST!
- Pistol Pete: [while Pete is decorating a small, ugly artificial tree] So how come we don't have a real tree? Huh, Daddy? Huh? Huh? Huh? I mean, I could smell the fresh pine.
- Pete: 'Cause, sugar plum, our neighbor has a real one, AND I DON'T WANT TO BE ANYTHING LIKE HIM! SEE?
- Max Goof: [to Pete's family] I just wanted to thank you for taking us in, and to sorta apologize for Dad. He just kinda gets wrapped up in this holiday thing.
- [everyone is distracted when Goofy, and a reluctant Max, perform the Reindeer Dance and the pressure cooker explodes, damaging the cabin and splattering cranberry all over the room]
- Pete: [furious] Listen, you cabin-crunchin', carol-croonin', Kris Kringle-crushin' jingle bell! I've had it with your dumb decorations and your stupid dances, SEE?
- Goofy: Gawrsh.
- Pete: Now you've finally done it! You've ruined Christmas for everyone! EVEN YOUR OWN DUMB KID!
- Goofy: Really, Max?
- [Max sadly remains silent]
- Goofy: [greatly hurt] Sorta stuffy in here. Think I'll go get some fresh air. Don't wait up.
- [taking Waffles with him, a heartbroken Goofy steps out into the blizzard]