Rocket Power (1998–2004)

Ulysses Cuadra: Twister Rodriguez, Sam Dullard

Quotes 

• Twister : Rock on with your bad self!

• [Otto picks up the phone, interrupting Twister and Reggie's conversation] 

  Twister : Reggie? You're starting to sound like Otto.

  Otto Rocket : This IS Otto.

• Lars Rodriguez : I guess I'm sort of sorry.

  Twister : You're just sayin' that cuz Mom made you.

• [the gang is lost in the woods They spot a pile of bones] 

  Squid : It's a lost Wood Ranger!

  Reggie Rocket : These are chicken bones.

  Twister : What was a chicken doing in a Wood Ranger uniform?

• [sees a deer for the first time] 

  Twister : AHHH! Mutant goat!

• Twister : Please tell me this is a bad dream.

  Lars Rodriguez : Mom says I have to tag along 'cause you're too lame to go to another country by yourself.

  [He tosses the suitcase to Twister, who discovers that its empty] 

  Twister : For your information, Hawaii is a state.

  Lars Rodriguez : Yeah right. And Chicago's a city.

• [Twister is following Lars - they're under the pier] 

  Twister : I don't see anything cool back here, and it smells like a cat box.

• Twister : I can tell you a million and a half things I've never heard of.

• Squid : This place is a breeding ground for germs!

  Twister : Cool!

• Twister : 100% pure California busted.

• Squid : At least I got that out of my system.

  Twister : Yeah! And all over the parking lot! I mean, I felt like hurling when you hurled.

• Otto Rocket : Who was working your head? This is like the time you thought you saw the half dog/half boy.

  Twister : He chased cars, didn't he?

• Tito Makani, Jr. : He who rubs his enemy's face in the sand gets buried in the sand, too.

  Twister : You think I should bury Lars in the sand?

• Twister : Reg knocked my eye out!

  Otto Rocket : Twist, you left the lens cap on.

• Lars Rodriguez : Why were you screaming so much last night?

  Twister : I had a dream about your face.

  Lars Rodriguez : Do you wanna dream about my FIST?

  Mrs. Rodriguez : Boys, what did I say about threatening each other at breakfast?

• Otto Rocket : We'll have the back half of Mount Baldy to ourselves. And since it's off limits, no one will even know we're back there.

  Reggie Rocket : There might possibly be a REASON for the yellow barricade.

  Twister : Why do you always have to ruin our fun?

  Reggie Rocket : I'm not ruining your fun, I am saving your lives!