Big Trouble (2002)

Michael McShane: Bruce

Quotes 

• Henry Desalvo : I got a great New York Strip over there that cost me $27 and change, and it tastes like I'm eating a cigar butt. Now please put out your cigars.

  Bruce : There's no rule against smoking here.

  Henry Desalvo : This isn't about rules, it's about manners. Now there's no rule that says that I cant come over here and fart on your entree. But I don't do it. Why? Because it's not good manners. So I ask you again, in the nicest possible way, please put out the cigars, okay?

  Bruce : [blows smoke in Henry's face]  No.

  [He turns to his companions and they all laugh... until Henry seizes his hand, breaks his middle and index fingers, and drops his cigar into his glass of brandy, then plucks away the nearest diner's cigar and drops his cigar into his brandy. He just looks at the remaining two diners, who quickly extinguish their cigars in their own brandies] 

  Henry Desalvo : Thank you.

  Bruce : [gasping]  I hope you realize you've just committed assault.

  Henry Desalvo : I know, I know. You know, I remember time was you actually had to hit somebody.

• Bruce : [about his ad]  She should be bending over for maximum exposure.

  Eliot Arnold : [thinks about it]  Maximum exposure...