Big Trouble (2002)

Andy Richter: Jack Pendick, Ralph Pendick

Quotes 

• Officer Walter Kramitz : Are you going to help me, or are you just gonna be a big, fat, stupid asshole?

  Jack Pendick : Strip search.

• Jack Pendick : Check this out.

  [Jack shows the trainee a small pistol] 

  Jack Pendick Trainee : Um, we're not supposed to be carrying guns.

  Jack Pendick : We're not supposed to drink on the job, either.

  [Jack takes out a flask and takes a swig]