Ed (2000–2004)

Michael Ian Black: Phil Stubbs

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• Phil Stubbs : Shave my poodle!

• Phil Stubbs : Hey! You like sex? Come to the Festival of Ducks!

• Phil Stubbs : Oh man, I am so drunk! I drank too much alcohol! You can call me Mr. McDrunko!

• Phil Stubbs : I never liked kids. They're like small drunk adults.

• Phil Stubbs : Wow, you think you know somebody. This has been a very educational night. *Very* educational.

  [when Molly refuses to float him through her class]