Yes, Dear (2000–2006)
Mike O'Malley: Jimmy Hughes
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Quotes
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Dominic Hughes [#2] : Can I have some coffee so I don't fall asleep in school again?
Jimmy Hughes : Dominic, you are six years old, you can't have coffee. Here, drink these Mountain Dews.
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Jimmy Hughes : [Greg and Kim are kissing, and Jimmy walks in] Get a room.
Greg Warner : Get a house.
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Kim Warner : [Greg and Kim found out that Jimmy and Christine had sex in their bed while house-sitting] You had sex in our bed?
Greg Warner : Well, yeah, I thought that was a given.
Christine Hughes : What's the big deal? We left the bedspread on.
Greg Warner : Oh, no, now I'll have to sit on the dresser to put on my socks!
Jimmy Hughes : Greg, if you are skipping the bed, you might want to pass on the dresser too.
Kim Warner : You two are animals! Maybe that wasn't a water leak. Maybe God was trying to throw water on the two of you.
Christine Hughes : [Smirking] Well, God's name did come up at the end.
Jimmy Hughes : Oh, and Greg; remember that drawer on your desk you couldn't get open? Try it now.
Greg Warner : On my desk too?
Jimmy Hughes : [Smirking] Maybe you just weren't banging on it with the right tool.
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Christine Hughes : Jimmy, I can't believe you got Dominic a mullet.
Jimmy Hughes : Why? It's an acceptable haircut. Everybody in our hometown has a mullet.
Christine Hughes : Jimmy, people in our hometown even give their dogs mullets. This isn't back home, this is LA.
Greg Warner : Uh, Dominic; you want to go out back and play catch with me?
Dominic Hughes [#2] : Sure!
[Runs out]
Jimmy Hughes : Why'd you do that?
Greg Warner : Well, I didn't think he should hear you two arguing over his haircut. It might break his heart; his 'Achy Breaky Heart'
[Runs from room with Jimmy chasing him]
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Jimmy Hughes : [Greg and KIm are getting ready to go out] Hey, hey; all dressed up and ready, huh?
Greg Warner : Jimmy, you are seeing the being of a great and wonderful Valentine's Day.
Christine Hughes : As long as I don't have to see the end.
[to Jimmy]
Christine Hughes : Can you imagine watching those two skinny little bodies naked? It would be like watching a praying mantis having sex with a cricket.
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Greg Warner : Where do you see yourself in twenty years?
Jimmy Hughes : I don't know. Where do you see me in twenty years?
Greg Warner : Hopefully just at holidays and other family functions.
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Kim Warner : Sammy, why do you keep on scratching your head?
Jimmy Hughes : Maybe he's perplexed... What? That's a word, right?
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Jimmy Hughes : Wait, I thought you said you would support my decision no matter what!
Christine Hughes : Yeah! If you made the right one!
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Logan Hughes : I'm not wearing any of Dominic's old clothes
Jimmy Hughes : Now you're being picky? The last three mornings I had to make you spit out Dominic's gum.
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Jimmy Hughes : It's great to see you, Dad. Too bad Mom couldn't come with you.
Big Jimmy Hughes : Yeah, well, it's the big gin tournament at Sun City this weekend.
Jimmy Hughes : Gin tournament? I didn't know Mom played gin.
Big Jimmy Hughes : She doesn't play it; she drinks it. She's got a good chance this year. Last year's champion is waiting for a liver transplant.
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Jimmy Hughes : Well, Dad; this is a good opportunity for you to be around kids.
Big Jimmy Hughes : Are you kidding? The people at Sun City have their grandchildren running around all of the time. I've never seen so many people wearing diapers changing diapers!
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Jimmy Hughes : Hi everybody! I'm back and I took Dominic to get his hair cut.
Christine Hughes : My God, Jimmy! You got him a mullet!
Greg Warner : [to Kim] He looks like the world's shortest lesbian.
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Jimmy Hughes : [Jimmy and Greg are leaving to vandalize a neighbors house] Ok, the men are leaving to fight this battle. It would be nice if the women would greet us appropriately when we return.
Christine Hughes : I'll be waiting in bed with a grilled cheese sandwitch
Jimmy Hughes : [Looking at Greg] Let's go!
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Christine Hughes : Why are you worried about Greg?
Jimmy Hughes : Well, Roy and I were kidding him about being scared to go to that barbeque place down in 'the hood'. He's been gone about two hours and we haven't heard from him.
Christine Hughes : Well, what did he tell you when you called him on his cell phone?
Jimmy Hughes : [Looking confused] Uhhhhhhh.
Christine Hughes : You didn't call him on his cell phone?
Jimmy Hughes : Uh, well, no.
Christine Hughes : Well, excuse me if I don't wait around for the exciting end of 'CS-I'm-a-moron'.
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Jimmy Hughes : How hot is that?
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Greg Warner : What do you mean you can't kill it? You used to go hunting when you where young!
Jimmy Hughes : I just liked to chug beer and paint my face!
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Jimmy Hughes : So you and that girl Lisa seem to be getting along.
Marcellas Reynolds : Yeah, she's sweet.
Jimmy Hughes : Oh she is fine! I think you have a chance with her.
Marcellas Reynolds : Jimmy, you do know that I'm gay, right?
Jimmy Hughes : Oh... Okay... well check out the abs on Nathan.
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Christine Hughes : You don't know who Uday and Qasay are?
Jimmy Hughes : No. I never learned Pig Latin.
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Jimmy Hughes : What's more important to you, playing the game or winning the dog?
Dominic Hughes [#2] : I want the dog.
Jimmy Hughes : Give me the hammer.
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Jimmy Hughes : [Greg has agreed to do a favor for Jimmy] Thanks, Greg; you'd really do that for me?
Greg Warner : Sure, no big deal. It's not like you asked me to help you move; although I am always available to help you move.
Jimmy Hughes : I know; you put that on our Christmas card. Losing five minutes of sleep won't kill me.