Static Shock (2000–2004)

Phil LaMarr: Static, Virgil Hawkins, Green Lantern, John Stewart, Cop, Older Static, Paramedic, Reporter, Spin Drive, Tracy McGrady

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Quotes 

• Static : [to Hotstreak]  I'd get a refund on those anger management classes if I were you.

• Static : I don't believe we've been introduced.

  Omnifarious : Omnifarious.

  Static : You're nefarious?

  Omnifarious : Omnifarious! It's my name! It means many forms.

  Static : Dude, I go to public school. Latin's an elective.

• [Static regains consciousness in the Batcave as Alfred is picking splinters out of his arm] 

  Static : *Ow* What happened?... *Ow* Where am I?... Who are you?

  Alfred Pennyworth : Batman.

  Static : I don't think so.

  Alfred Pennyworth : Just once, I'd like to get someone to believe that.

• Rubberband Man : This is not the way to go about it, Static.

  Static : I've got to find Puff! She's the reason why Daisy got hurt.

  Rubberband Man : She got hurt because you were busy showing off and you know it.

• Static : I put a shock to your system!

• Batman : How are you, Virgil?

  Virgil : Wait? How did you know my name?

  Batman : You probably shouldn't carry around your ID in your pocket.

• Virgil : What's all this for?

  Sharon Hawkins : It's for Mom's memorial. You are going to make the speech, aren't you?

  Virgil : No! I don't want to do it.

  Sharon Hawkins : Virgil! You have to do it.

  Virgil : It's like I don't exist. Nobody asked me if I wanted to do it.

• Robert Hawkins : Virgil?

  Virgil : Dad.

  Robert Hawkins : I'm sorry, son. I thought you had come to terms with your mother.

  Virgil : Pops, please don't make me do it.

  Robert Hawkins : Son! You know that I would never force you to do anything that you don't want to do. But if not for me, then do it for your mother.

• Static : Gear, you okay, bro?

  Gear : No! My one chance to tag team with Superman and I miss it because I bust my ankle!

  [Superman looks at Gear's ankle with his X-ray vision] 

  Superman : Nothing's broken. Looks like just a bad sprain. You'll probably have to keep off it for a few days.

  Gear : Wow, I just had my ankle X-rayed by Superman! I'm never gonna wash it again!

• [Static fights an army of giant mechanical clowns] 

  Static : This clown posse really IS insane!

• Sharon Hawkins : Come on Virgil, we're running late. Virgil Albert Hawkins, get out here now.

  Virgil : Sharon. My name is never to be spoken aloud. You know that.

• Static : Hey, Chief! Seen any good TV lately?

• Richie Foley : [as they are trying to stop a damaged plane falling out of the sky]  I'm gonna try to land on Woodward Avenue.

  Static : There are cars down there.

  Richie Foley : I know. This thing got a horn?

• Virgil : [to Gear]  Oh, shoot, I forgot about Daisy. We were going to have a study date.

  Daisy : [sitting at a resturaunt table by herself]  Ugh. What made me think he'd ever change?

• Virgil : Yo, bro! What's that? Plans for a particle accelerator?

  Richie : [sighs]  Yeah.

  Virgil : [blinks]  I was kidding!