X-Men: Evolution (2000–2003)

Michael Dobson: Blob, Fred Dukes, Caliban

Photos 

Quotes 

• Pyro : I am real glad you dropped by since I've been bored out of my skull.

  Wolverine : Where's your buddies?

  Pyro : Since Magneto's gone, Colossus bailed and went back to Russia, Sabertooth's out playing with a big ball of yarn somewhere, and Gambit didn't leave a note on the fridge...

  [Wolverine slams him in his chair and leaves] 

  Pyro : Okay, take care, so long. Don't get all weepy on me. Let's not drag this out or anything. Ugh, Ahhh I know just how to turn this frown upside down.

  [starts playing the Magneto tape again] 

• [to Rogue] 

  Pyro : Awful bold of you, coming here, girl! Or are you just stupid?

• Toad (Todd Tolensky) : This bombs, yo. Even the flies here think they're better than us.

  Blob : Yeah, I don't even know what we're doing at school, anyway!

  Quicksilver : But we do know what Lance is doing here. He wants to get a certain Kitty stuck in a tree. K-I-S-S...

  [gets cut off as Avalanche tries to swat him, but he hits Toad instead] 

  Toad (Todd Tolensky) : Ow!

• Quicksilver : [Lance walks in from outside]  Finally! Are you done fixing that transmission of yours yet? I've got dates tonight!

  Avalanche : Yeah, I'm done all right.

  Quicksilver : Good. You know, if you're going to be on *my* team, you're going to have to make yourself a little more... presentable. By the way, while you're up, would you mind moving the chair? It's blocking my view of the tube.

  Avalanche : Sure. Glad to!

  [uses his powers to throw the chair out the window] 

  Quicksilver : Aw, now look what you...

  Avalanche : [grabbing Pietro]  All right, that's it! I've had it with taking orders from you!

  Toad (Todd Tolensky) : [comes in tangled up in a TV antenna]  And *I'm* tired of being your TV antenna!

  Blob : And *I'm* tired of doing all your cooking!

  [sadly] 

  Blob : You didn't even notice the radish roses. I'm through!

  Quicksilver : Hey, hey, hey! Might I remind you losers that Magneto put me in charge for a reason. And the only way you guys have any chance of joining his new crew is to prove that you can work together as a team! And that, my friends, takes leadership! Strong, decisive, fearless...

  [looks out the window and screams] 

  Quicksilver : Wanda!

  [dives into the closet] 

  Quicksilver : Don't tell her I'm here!

  Avalanche : Ha!

• Principal Edward Kelly : I just thought I'd stop by and personally invite you all to come back to school.

  Blob : School? Oh, no way! We don't go anywhere we ain't wanted.

  Toad (Todd Tolensky) : Since when?

  Principal Edward Kelly : If you do come, I'm certain you won't be bothered by anyone. In fact, I think they're all afraid of you.

  Toad (Todd Tolensky) : Hey, if you can't be cool, be feared. My momma always told me that.