Laughter on the 23rd Floor (2001 TV Movie)
Mark Linn-Baker: Val Skotsky
Quotes
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Val : If you're a Jew, you end up in the desert no matter what.
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Brian : The game is funny names.
Ira : You against me? Where's the challenge? You can have all the other writers.
Carol : Why do I want children? Look what they become.
Val : All right. Let's get this over with. What's the bet?
Writers : Shoes! We're playing for shoes. They take off their shoes My seventy dollar aligators against his worn out Irish cop shoes after 5 St. Patrick's Day parades.
Val : Brian: Up the Irish Crosses Himself Ira: Screw the Pharoah Val:Aaaaaand... Go!
Brian : Rabbi John Wayne.
Writers : Eh.
Ira : The Count of Monte through Friday.
Writers : Oooh!
Brian : Ira Chuvney.
Ira : Ira Chuvney. That's my name. What's funny about that.
Brian : Nothing. NOTHING IS FUNNY ABOUT IRA CHUVNEY!
Writers : Applaud