All Over the Guy (2001)

Sasha Alexander: Jackie Samantha Gold

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Quotes 

• Jackie : I'm calling from a pay phone because I can't get my piece of sh*t cell phone to work unless I stand on my head with my fingers up my ass!

• Jackie : I know gay men. I practically invented them.

• Jackie : Oh my god, Eli was stalking you? That is so romantic.

• Tom : Where you going?

  Jackie : Uhh, home, to officially 'not call'.

  Tom : No, no, no, no, you were supposed to stay here and watch Lifetime Television for Women and Gay Men!

  Jackie : Uhh, no.

  Tom : It's Joan Van Ark in "Not Without My Nose Job".

  Jackie : Oh, angel, I've already lived that movie!