All Over the Guy (2001)

Richard Ruccolo: Tom Vecchione

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Quotes 

• [during a game of Pyramid with Jackie and Bret] 

  Eli Wyckoff : The ex-football player who allegedly killed his wife.

  Tom : Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Allegedly? What are you, nuts?

• [last lines] 

  Tom : And the thing about Rhett Butler...

  Eli Wyckoff : Yeah?

  Tom : He wasn't very fuzzy. Was he?

• Tom : Jackie would love this bear... Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? Was he? Was he? Was he? Was he?

  Eli Wyckoff : [interrupting him]  Was he, was he, WAS he!

  Tom : That's what I said

  Eli Wyckoff : No, no. You said "Was heeeee?" It's "WAS he"

  Tom : What's the difference?

  Eli Wyckoff : You're kidding, right? You just established that Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair; why would you then ask "Was heeee?" like a question, like you didn't know if he was fuzzy or not?

  Tom : It *is* a question, I'm asking if Fuzzy is or isn't fuzzy, what is so wrong about that?

  Eli Wyckoff : It is a rhetorical question, it's supposed to be ironic! "Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy... *was* he?"

• Tom : Where you going?

  Jackie : Uhh, home, to officially 'not call'.

  Tom : No, no, no, no, you were supposed to stay here and watch Lifetime Television for Women and Gay Men!

  Jackie : Uhh, no.

  Tom : It's Joan Van Ark in "Not Without My Nose Job".

  Jackie : Oh, angel, I've already lived that movie!