Evolution (2001)

Dan Aykroyd: Governor Lewis

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• Brigadier Gen. Russell Woodman : I didn't know you were coming to see the show, sir.

  Governor Lewis : Well, you damn well better make it a good one, Sergeant!

  Brigadier Gen. Russell Woodman : That's General.

  Governor Lewis : Not if you screw this up.

• Governor Lewis : I oughta throw the whole goddamn, jacked-up bunch of you in prison. No, not that cushy federal place with the loose jumpsuits. *State prison*... with the crotch binders!

• Brigadier Gen. Russell Woodman : We evacuate, make it safe, and then we burn the alien menace right the hell out of there.

  Dr. Allison Reed : With what?

  Brigadier Gen. Russell Woodman : With napalm. Lots and lots of napalm.

  Ira Kane : Napalm? Why don't you just nuke 'em while you're at it?

  Col. Flemming : [with an eager grin]  What about nukes?

  [Woodman starts thinking about it] 

  Governor Lewis : Pull your horns in there, boys! Nobody's dropping an H-bomb on my state!

• [the Governor and science teams watch while an alien primate smashes the command site's video monitor cameras] 

  Carla : They just took out 6 and 7.

  Lt. Cryer : All the monitors are down!

  Governor Lewis : Well, that can't be good!

  [a rumbling is heard] 

  Ira Kane : That's the elevator.

  Col. Flemming : We have no personnel down there.

  Dr. Allison Reed : They've breached the airlock.

  Governor Lewis : [incredulously]  What, the fuzzy no-nosed chimp?

• Governor Lewis : Put a plug in it, I'm not interested in your bureaucratic crap-ola!

• [Lieutenant Cryer has interrupted the briefing of the Governor to call attention to the command site's video monitors] 

  Governor Lewis : [angrily]  All right, what's going on down there?

  [Another video monitor reveals a Bigfoot-like creature skulking toward the camera with a menacing expression] 

  Ira Kane : My God. They've evolved into primates.

  Wayne Grey : Aughh. Now, that's a face for radio!

• Dr. Allison Reed : At this rate, they will take over Glen Canyon in three days. In a week, the rest of Arizona. Within two months, the United States will officially belong to them. And we are extinct.

  Governor Lewis : Oh, you gotta be shittin' me!