Alice (2000 Video Game)

Susie Brann: Alice Liddell

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Quotes 

• The Jabberwock : You've kept me waiting, Alice. Have you never heard that punctuality's a virtue?

  Alice Liddell : You and my dentist's assistant have much in common.

  The Jabberwock : You're habitually late, aren't you? Between your dim-witted daydreaming and your preening vanity the hours just fly by; there's barely time for anything else.

  Alice Liddell : That the best you can do? Hurl second-rate insults? They don't hurt...

  The Jabberwock : Your family was expecting you to come to them, weren't they? Perhaps they thought you might warn them of the danger... being close to the source as you were. But they waited in vain, didn't they and died for their trouble.

  Alice Liddell : We were all asleep. It was an accident... I...

  The Jabberwock : You selfish, misbegotten, and unnatural child! You smelled the smoke. But you were in dreamland taking tea with your friends. You couldn't be bothered. Your room was protected and spared while your family upstairs roasted in an inferno of incredible *horror*!

  Alice Liddell : Noooooooooooooooo!

• Alice Liddell : [frightened]  Everyone I know dies violently, unnaturally. I'm cursed. Why go on? I'll just hurt others!

• Alice Liddell : And if not, there must be more than one way to skin a cat, If you'll... pardon the expression.

  Cheshire Cat : Most unpleasant metaphor. Please avoid it in the future.

• [from trailer] 

  Doctor : What's wrong, Alice?

  Alice Liddell : My parents are gone.

  Doctor : What else is wrong, Alice?

  Alice Liddell : Something's... broken.

  Doctor : What's broken, Alice?

  Alice Liddell : I am!

• Alice Liddell : You've gone quite mangy, cat... but your grin's a comfort.

  Cheshire Cat : And you've picked up a bit of an attitude, still curious and willing to learn, I hope.

• Alice Liddell : Save myself? From death? Is that it? Is that why I'm here? I'm not afraid to die. At times I've welcomed death.

• Mock Turtle : His whereabouts then, for my shell. The Duchess won't part with it willingly.

  Alice Liddell : Then she must do it unwillingly!

• Alice Liddell : I need to get small. No bigger than a mouse. do you know how I might do that?

• Alice Liddell : I'm not edible.

• Alice Liddell : [to Duchess]  I'll have the Turtle's shell *now*, you disgusting ogre.

• Alice Liddell : [both the Dormouse and the March Hare are held back and mutilated; Alice asks why]  Were you impolite at table? Did you slurp your tea? Or talk while chewing? Confess your crime.

  The March Hare : We've done nothing of the kind. It's the Hatter. He's gone quite mad, if I do say so. Speaking of which, how is the Queen of Hearts not like a typhoon?

  Alice Liddell : Both are powerful, destructive, and indiscriminately cruel. But the typhoon doesn't mean to be.

  The March Hare : Good answer. Wrong. But good.

• Alice Liddell : [about Caterpillar]  Where does that smooshy lay-about hang his hookah these days?