Maid in Manhattan (2002)

Frances Conroy: Paula Burns

Quotes 

• Paula Burns : Onto new business. Mr. Radcliff is checking out of seven oh nine. Mr. Greenwald is checking in. He's back on the wagon, so let's clear out the minibar. Kanga CFO, Mr. Fukimoro is checking into eight fourteen. Stock Evian, shampoo the rugs and extra slippers for his guests. Marisa heads up on the Madison Suite.

  Marisa Ventura : Housekeeping.

  Paula Burns : Mrs. Sage is arriving with the children, preferably after Mr. Sage's girlfriend departs.

  Mr. Sage's Girlfriend : You son of a bitch!

  Paula Burns : Let's make sure it's a smooth transition. The Guedj sisters are back. Let's track them on surveillance, but do keep an eye on all bathrobes, cutlery and light fixtures. Sotheby's director, Caroline Lane has switched from the Four Seasons. She requested a park view and favors purple orchids and lavender scenes. Assemblyman Chris Marshall arrives today. He's gearing up his campaign, so his suite will be doubling as a conference centre, with the liquor and coffee bars turning over every four hours. And he's bringing his large dog, so we'll need proper accouterments. And finally, Mr. Newman is back in the Sherman Suite. Careful, ladies, he's a Full Monty.

  Full Monty : Oh... I had no idea anyone was here.

  Stephanie Kehoe : Don't worry about it, Mr. Monty. It's no big deal. And I do mean...

  Marisa Ventura , Stephanie Kehoe : ...No big deal.

• Paula Burns : Friday morning, people. Lot's to do. Heads up.

• Paula Burns : A Beresford maid is expedient. A Beresford maid is thorough. A Beresford maid serves with a smile. And above all, a Beresford maid strives to be invisible.

  Clarice : Maybe we can disappear one day all together?

• John Bextrum : Lionel. Marisa.

  Caroline Lane : Oh. Well, that's interesting. She told me her name was Maria.

  Marisa Ventura : I thought it would be impolite to correct you.

  Caroline Lane : And I suppose you think it's polite to steal people's clothes?

  Marisa Ventura : I didn't steal...

  Paula Burns : [door knocks and Lionel answers]  Miss Ventura, Mr. Bextrum has spent the last 30 minutes trying to persuade Miss Lane not to press formal charges. I suggest you say as little as possible.

  Caroline Lane : We have it all on video.

  John Bextrum : Was everything returned?

  Marisa Ventura : Yes, sir.