- Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan: [after Razor Ramon beats Bob Backlund with a small package] He beat a wrestler with wrestling.
- Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan: I would like to see a replay on this one
- Jim Ross: We're not gonna have a replay.
- Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan: What do you mean we're not gonna have a replay?
- 'Macho Man' Randy Savage: You don't need a replay.
- Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan: [after Hulk Hogan is tagged into the World Tag-Team Championship match for the first time] Oh, here we go.
- 'Macho Man' Randy Savage: Welcome back, Hulk Hogan.
- Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan: Whatcha gonna do? Let's see what he's gonna do.
- Irwin R. Schyster: We Heard Hulk Hogan got into a little accident coming out of the Gym last night, that's what money could do.
- 'Macho Man' Randy Savage: [Hulk Hogan has Ted DiBiase's Money that he took out of IRS' briefcase] The Million Dollar Man's Money!
- [stage direction]: [the Narcissist Lex Luger enters the ring, surrounded by his bevy of beauties in bikinis]
- Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan: Is that something? IS THAT SOMETHING?
- 'Macho Man' Randy Savage: Yeah, you're right, those tits are something!