- Jake 'The Snake' Roberts: The blind leading the blind? Even a fool knows that a man has only five senses. Snakes? We have six. We *always* do it better in the dark.
- Jim Neidhart: Knobs! Saggs! You say you're gonna beat the Foundation, you say you're gonna rock the Foundation, you say you're gonna crack the foundation. Well, to crack the Foundation, you've gotta be right at the bottom, and that's exactly were you guys are. Tell 'em, Hitman!
- Gorilla Monsoon: [Sensational Sherri ran to ringside to help Ted DiBiase] What's this? What is that?
- Gorilla Monsoon: Well, I certainly appreciate your support Hacksaw for helping us on the commentary.
- Jim Duggan: No problem, Gorilla! USA all the way tough guy, yo!
- Gorilla Monsoon: Escaped by the skin of your teeth, Brain, Intercontinental Title nearly went flying out of the window!
- Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan: He's still got it, though!