American Pie 2 (2001)

Denise Faye: Danielle

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Quotes 

• Jim : That counted.

  Stifler : That totally counted.

  Danielle : That's the way to kiss your mother.

  Stifler : [to Finch]  Don't you say anything.

• Stifler : [Stiffler and Jim have just kissed passionately, trying to get the girls to do each other]  Dude, you're a fuckin' lousy kisser.

  Jim : What? That's not fair! I wasn't trying there.

  [to the girls] 

  Jim : I'm really bett...

  Danielle : No judgment.

  Jim : Wait a second, you were trying?

  Stifler : Fuck, no!

  Jim : You were trying!

  Stifler : You were trying! Oh no I kissed Jim!

• [Stifler's brother shows off two girls he picked up] 

  Stifler : Brilliant. You found Lesbians.

  [scoffs] 

  Stifler : Good luck trying to break through that force field.

  Danielle : Lesbians?

  Amber : We never said that.

  Stifler : What?

  Amber : We never said that.

  Stifler : Oh... Oh, man. I will do anything... ANYTHING to sleep with you, chicks, okay? I'll grab every guy's ass in this room. I'll caress it even. I'll even shave some ass if they need it!

  [sounds of revulsion from young men at party] 

  Stifler : Oh, yeah! You heard me! I will kiss everybody here! Dudes, chicks, everybody! Because I am comfortable with my sexuality!

• [over the radio] 

  Stifler's brother : Steve, the copwatch thing is horse shit. Man, this sucks.

  Danielle : Who is it out there?

  Stifler's brother : It's the Stifmeister baby.

  Amber : Is that so?

• Danielle : [Jim has Amber's dildo while under the bed]  Johnny West is missing.

• [Stifler is trying to convince Danielle and Amber to have sex with him] 

  Stifler : At least have a drink with the Stifmeister.

  Danielle : Alright.

  Amber : That's fair.

  Stifler : Alright!