American Pie 2 (2001)

Eddie Kaye Thomas: Finch

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Quotes 

• [Stifler and Finch are fighting after Stifler found Finch in his mom's room] 

  Jim : Okay, guys, we went through this last summer, all right? Finch got a black eye and Stifler got six stitches

  Stifler : Cause he fuckin' bit me!

  Finch : You touch me, I bite.

• [last lines] 

  Finch : Oh, Jeanine, Jeanine!

  Stifler's Mom : Call me Stifler's Mom.

  Finch : [orgasmic noise]  STIFLER'S MO-O-O - OM!

• [talking to a picture of Stifler's Mom] 

  Finch : How did you do that magic you did?

• [the two "lesbians" are making the guys give each other hand jobs] 

  Stifler : It's okay. It's okay. I know what I have to do.

  [starts undoing his shorts] 

  Stifler : I have to keep this party going. I'm taking one for the team.

  [Finch and Jim run away] 

  Finch : I am not touching that!

  Jim : Put that thing away Stifler!

  Stifler : What's wrong with you guys? We almost had them. Why can't you guys be team players, huh? I was the one doing all the sacrificing.

• Finch : [watering a plant]  Ah! Mmm-Mmm. Ah! Ah-ah-ah! Ahhh! Ahhhhhh! That was it. Right there. That was a pure Tantric moment. The ficus. The water. It was all erotic. One more stimulant, I would have had full release.

  Stifler : Finch, stay the fuck away from that ficus. That's a jiz-free ficus.

• Finch : Go fish.

  Kevin : Finch, we're playing gin!

  Finch : Oh, well... gin.

• Finch : Hey, what's your name?

  Stifler's Mom : Jeanine.

  Finch : Jeanine. Ok.

• Finch : Well, I've been thinking, and you know I'm 19 years old, and there's a whole world out there, and I can't be obsessed with one women. This can't be.

  Stifler's Mom : Well, I'm glad you're learning, Finchy.

  Finch : Good. Good.

• [Stifler's Mom arrives] 

  Finch : Stifler's Mom.

  Stifler's Mom : Hey, Finchy.

  Finch : How did you know I was here?

  Stifler's Mom : I called a couple of weeks ago. Didn't Steven tell you that I was gonna drop by sometime?

  Finch : I guess it, uh, slipped his mind.

• Stifler's Mom : You want to get it on?

  Finch : You better clear your schedule.

• Finch : Jim, this happens to the best of us.

• Jim : You got laid in an art museum?

  Finch : The Met. Oh, and the Guggenheim with Francesca.

  Jim : The Guggenheim?

  Finch : And then my Social Psyche professor in Baskin-Robbins.

  Jim : Alright, enough Finch.

  Finch : But, I'll tell you none of these women even compares to...

  Jim , Oz , Kevin : Stifler's mom!

  Finch : Stifler's mom is a goddess.

• Justin : Hey, bro, hey man, you're the guy who boned Stifler's mom! Hey, you are a god.

  John : Holy shit, dude. If I didn't have to hold my dick cause I got to piss so bad, I would shake your hand.

  Finch : I'm honored guys.

  John : But, don't leave. You must teach me. How? How!

• Finch : I got to find a new goddess. It's gonna take patience; but, I've been celibate all summer.

  Jim : Hey, you kinda get used to it though, huh?

  Finch : Are you insane?