Saturday Night Live: The Best of Steve Martin (1998 TV Special)

David Spade: Self

Quotes 

• David Spade : [on Steve Martin]  Steve Martin. What about Leap of Faith? I was going to go see it but I was sick that day.

  [Steve Martin enters. Spade does not notice] 

  David Spade : He has blonde hair in it. Am I supposed to buy that? His hair has been grey since 1974. He's probably turned into one of those guys that doesn't wear a tie now. 'Hey, I'm Matt Dillon'.

  [Steve Martin taps him on shoulder] 

  David Spade : Not now, Kevin, I'm going here.

  [Notices it isn't Kevin Nealon that's grasping him] 

  Steve Martin : Thanks for the tip, Kevin.

  [to David] 

  Steve Martin : You wanna go now?

  David Spade : Yes, sir.

  Steve Martin : [on David Spade]  Hi there. I'm a bitter, sad, sour young man who makes a career out of hastling people with real careers. It's called your Last Hollywood Minute. Deal with it!