What a Cartoon: Larry & Steve (1997)

Seth MacFarlane: Larry, Steve, Old Man, Pilot, Ricky, Redneck, Scottsman, Kid in Pound

Quotes 

• Larry : How do you feel Steve?

  Steve : Like Agamemnon after the fury of Clytemnestra

  Larry : Oh yea... who?

  Steve : It's a tragedy

  Larry : Oh... is everybody alright?

• Steve : Hi, there. I'm a dog. I'm just telling you in case you're, well, stupid.

• [Larry is driving] 

  Steve : Umm, Larry, it says here that your license was suspended.

  Larry : No, they just took it away temporarily.

• Larry : I think I know what I'm talking about, alright? I didn't spend 12 years in Kindergarten because I'm stupid!

  Steve : Why did you then?

  Larry : I got my foot caught in the radiator

• Larry : [after putting a far too strong lightbulb in a lamp and it looking like a light saber]  Luke this is your landlord, you still haven't returned my weed whacker

• Steve : [realizing Larry can understand him]  Listen to me if you don't get me out of here I will be put to sleep, are you listening? Do you understand me? You will be indirectly reponsible for the resulting euthanasia

  Larry : Oh boy they got enough kids over there as it is

• Cindy : Hi there. Welcome to Quality Furnishings with quality affordable items in only the finest in customer service. Just ask our spokesman, Nicky the Xenophobic Scottsman.

  Scottsman : Augh, people!

  [jumps out through the window]