My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)

Joey Fatone: Angelo

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Quotes 

• Nick Portokalos : Listen, you know. I really think you should say: eho tria orchidea. It means: everyone, let's come in the house. I think everybody will really like it.

  Ian Miller : [mispronouncing]  Eho tria orchidea?

  Nick Portokalos : Yeah! That's good! Very good! You got it!

  Ian Miller : I'm not falling for that again, Nick.

  Nick Portokalos : What?

  Ian Miller : Yeah, what. Angelo? How do you say: everyone, let's go into the house?

  Angelo : Eho tria orchidea!

  Nick Portokalos : Hum?

  Ian Miller : Everyone: eho tria orchidea!

  [in Greek: "I have three testicles!" - everybody laughs and Taki looks at Ian's crotch, surprised] 

• Aunt Voula : Nikki, how come you no come to curler my hairs this morning?

  Nikki : Ma! I had to drop Dimos at work. And now, I gotta go open the travel agency, because, you know, some jag-off and his big-ass girlfriend are too busy.

  Angelo : Ma! Tell her I open up the dry cleaners every day, and I think it's about time she did something for a change.

  Nikki : Excuse me? Do you know who's at the dry cleaner this morning? My husband is at the dry cleaner!

  Angelo : You're always at the beauty parlor, with your nails and your hair and everything.

  Nikki : Don't you talk about my hair! You are so lazy! You and your big-ass girlfriend do nothing!

  Angelo : Did somebody sit on your hair? I mean, it looks a little flat there.

  Nikki : Angelo... bite me!

  Aunt Voula : Disgusting! Be a lady!

• Angelo : Hey Ian, we're gonna kill ya! Opa!