My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)

Gia Carides: Cousin Nikki

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Quotes 

• Aunt Voula : Nikki, how come you no come to curler my hairs this morning?

  Nikki : Ma! I had to drop Dimos at work. And now, I gotta go open the travel agency, because, you know, some jag-off and his big-ass girlfriend are too busy.

  Angelo : Ma! Tell her I open up the dry cleaners every day, and I think it's about time she did something for a change.

  Nikki : Excuse me? Do you know who's at the dry cleaner this morning? My husband is at the dry cleaner!

  Angelo : You're always at the beauty parlor, with your nails and your hair and everything.

  Nikki : Don't you talk about my hair! You are so lazy! You and your big-ass girlfriend do nothing!

  Angelo : Did somebody sit on your hair? I mean, it looks a little flat there.

  Nikki : Angelo... bite me!

  Aunt Voula : Disgusting! Be a lady!

• Nikki : WHAT is going on? Mr. Pottery class... nice to meet ya.

• Nick Portokalos : Hello ladies, fresh baklava!

  [takes picture] 

  Nikki : [girls scream]  Nick, give me the camera!

  Nick Portokalos : Toula! Toula, help me, c'mon!

  Nikki : No boys allowed!

  Nick Portokalos : Oh, nice mustache, Nikki!

  Nikki : Thank you!

  Gus Portokalos : Niko, let's go, let's go.

  Nick Portokalos : Dad, is that my tux?

  Gus Portokalos : No, this one.

  Toula Portokalos : Nick, go to the airport and pick up the band!

  Nick Portokalos : Okay, okay.

  Gus Portokalos : Hey, what is that thing?

  Aunt Lexy : It's a mosquito bite.

  Cousin Jennie : [runs, bumps into Nick]  I've got the coverup!

  Nick Portokalos : [as the girls girls cheer and leave]  You're all nuts!