- Repli-Kate: [rocking up and down on the couch while viewing video] Watching all this porn is making me horny!
- Henry: [disappointed at Max] Two identical women and you fall for the one that won't blow you in a bar.
- Repli-Kate: [to a lipstick lesbian in a bar] This is my boyfriend Max. He's gonna take me home and fuck me like the bitch I am. You wanna join us?
- Repli-Kate: You know what will look good on you this morning?
- Max: No. What's that?
- Repli-Kate: Me!
- [grabs him by the crotch]
- Kate: [emerging scantily-clad from dressing room] What are you doing back here? You're not supposed to be in here!
- Max: I... I know. I know that. But I... I found something else that I... I think you might like.
- Kate: Oh, really? What?
- Brandi: [shop assistant scurrying in with lingerie] Ma'm, I think you're really gonna love...
- Max: [grabbing lingerie from Brandi] This.
- [holding up flimsy bit of gauzy underwear]
- Max: I found this for you!
- Brandi: What are you doing here?
- Max: [to assistant] Wait a minute! This is much racier than the one I asked you for!
- Kate: Well, there's nothing wrong with being a little bit racy.
- Jonas Fromer: [deranged] Those are no longer women in there. They are tons of information that must be mined for science!