Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (2000 Video)

Elmo Shropshire: The Narrator, Grandpa

Quotes 

• Narrator : The way I see it, you can divide the world up into two kinds of people, those who like fruitcake, and the rest of us.

• Cousin Mel : All you have to do is sign.

  Grandpa Spankenheimer : Sing?

  Cousin Mel : No, sign.

  Grandpa Spankenheimer : Fine.

  Cousin Mel : So sign.

  Grandpa Spankenheimer : I'd rather sing.

• Grandma Spankenheimer : [about the inflatable tree]  Where's the jabbing yourself with pine needles? Hanging ornaments? The old fashioned smell of a genuine Douglass Fur?

  Grandpa Spankenheimer : If you want old fashioned smells, I'll get my fishing boots.

• Jake Spankenheimer : You saw it, didn't you, Grandpa?

  Grandpa Spankenheimer : I'm sorry, did you say something? I was too busy watching Grandma get hit by Santa's sleigh. What a sight, sleigh comes out of nowhere, Grandma takes a header into the snowbank, sleigh vanishes, like the Ghost of Christmas Past.

  Cousin Mel : And that's what's known as an advanced case of Santa-Claus-is-real syndrome.