Scooby-Doo (2002)

Linda Cardellini: Velma

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• Velma : I know you. All you care about are swimsuit models.

  Fred : Look, I'm a man of substance. Dorky chicks like you turn me on, too.

• Shaggy : Hey, you guys, look. I know I'm just the dude that carries the bags, but it seems to me we all play an important part in this group. I mean, we're just like a big, delicious banana split. Fred, you're the big banana; Daphne, you're the pastrami and bubble gum-flavoured ice cream; and Velma, you're the sweet-and-sour mustard sauce that goes on top.

  Scooby Doo : Mmm-mm.

  Shaggy : That sounds pretty good, doesn't it?

  Velma : You know what, Shaggy? You've really put it into perspective for me.

  Shaggy : Thanks.

  Velma : I quit!

  Shaggy : NO!

  Daphne : No way! You... you can't quit! I was gonna quit in, like, two seconds! And now everyone is gonna totally think I copied off the smart girl!

  Fred : Now, wait a minute. wait a minute. Maybe I quit. I do. Yeah, I quit!

  Velma : I'm outta here!

  Daphne : Good riddance.

  Shaggy : Don't... no! Don't go. Come on, guys, don't do this! Please, don't go.

  Scooby Doo : Do I quit?

  Shaggy : No, Scoob... friends don't quit. Well, it looks like it's just you and me for a while, buddy, old pal.

• Velma : Oh please. You come with your own ransom note.

  [Daphne snatches Velma's glasses off her face] 

  Velma : Hey, my glasses!

  Daphne : Who's helpless now?

• Velma : Daphne? Are you okay?

  Daphne : I am so over this damsel in distress nonsense.

  Fred : Uh, where's Shagster?

  Shaggy : Like, I'm right here, man.

  Scooby Doo : Me too.

  Shaggy : Hey, Scoob, that was fun. Let's grab another skateboard and, like, do it again,man.

  Scooby Doo : Yeah.

  [laughs] 

• Fred : [in Daphne's body]  Hey! I can look at myself naked!

  Velma : Oh brother.

• Velma : [to a monster]  You could use a little sunlight.

• Velma : Let's get jinky with it.

• [From trailer] 

  Velma : Scooby doo. Your name means scooby poop.

• Velma : Kinda makes you nostalgic for the homicidal creatures, doesn't it?

• Velma : What's the problem, exactly?

  Mondavarious : I believe somebody is casting a spell on the students. Now listen and look around. Can you notice any difference between those arriving and those departing?

  Daphne : They look like sober, well-behaved college kids.

  Mondavarious : Precisely. And they didn't before they came. They've changed. In other words, a magic spell.

• Daphne : Wait. I know how to deal with this guy.

  [shouts to Voodoo Maestro] 

  Daphne : Hey you! What are you doin'?

  Velma : Yes, that is masterful.

• Daphne : Hey, I'm me again.

  Velma : [in Fred's body]  Yippee for you.

  Shaggy : [as Velma]  Man! Like why am I wearing a dress?

• Velma's Friend : [about Scrappy]  "Puppy power", huh?

  Velma : [laughing]  And he wasn't even a puppy. He had a gland disorder.

• Fred : I'm me!

  Daphne : I'm back.

  Shaggy : Like, me too.

  Velma : Told you so.

• Velma : I'm gonna solve this one first.

  Fred : Not before I solve it first.

  Daphne : You guys are going to look like total,total idiots when you're captured and I'm the one saving you.

  Mondavarious : Well done.

• Velma : [from trailer, while drunk]  Scooby-Doo! Your name means Scooby-Poop!