Arthur's Perfect Christmas (2000 TV Movie)

Michael Yarmush: Arthur

Quotes 

• Arthur : Where's the snow? Tomorrow's Christmas and there's still no snow.

  Brain : You know Arthur, no one actually know what day Jesus was born on. The holiday is celebrated in December probably because that's when the Romans celebrated the winter solstice and more than likely they got the idea from the...

  Arthur : I don't care, I still want snow!

• Arthur : Wow, it *has* been a perfect Christmas!

• Buster : My mother woke me up at six this morning! She thought it was Christmas!

  Arthur : She did?

  Buster : Yeah, it's happened every year since my parents got divorced!

  Arthur : Weird.

• D.W. : [Trying to show her dad that Santa's in their bathroom; she knocks on the door, but gets no answer]  I think Santa's a little hard of hearing.

  Arthur : [DW Open's bathroom door to find Arthur using the toilet]  AHHH! Can't a kid get any privacy around here?

  D.W. : [DW Slams Door]  Oops, Sorry!

• Arthur : [after playing Pachabel's Canon on the piano]  Ahh, Christmas.