- Pa Grape: It's very nice that you wanna help. But saving the country is a big thing. You're a little guy! Big people do big things and little people do little things. So - stay with the sheep.
- Goliath: Am I a dog, that you come at me with sticks?
- Dave: I don't exactly know whatcha mean. But you are not a dog, you are a really big guy that wants to beat me up, and I come at you not with sticks, but in the name of the God of Israel, who this day will help me defeat you!
- Goliath: We will see who defeats who. Now we fight.
- Jean Claude: Hello Israelites! You are pigs! And soon we will put apples in your mouths and stick you in our toaster ovens!
- [laughter]
- Phillipe: Ah, yes! After we defeat you, you will be our slaves and will have to fetch us our slippers!
- Jean Claude: Yes, and iron our trousers!
- Phillipe: Aha, and wipe our little noses!
- Jean Claude: Yes, and scratch that spot on our backs we cannot reach no matter how hard we try! Ha!
- [silence]
- Jean Claude: Don't you have anything to say?
- Jimmy Gourd: Um - do you guys have any fried chicken? I've got a real hankering for fried chicken.
- Jerry Gourd: Yeah! Me too!
- Jean Claude: This is going to be easier than we thought.
- King Saul: You're not going to sing, are you? Couldn't you just play your harp and I'll throw things at you?