The Division (2001–2004)

Jay Harrington: Theodore Blumenthal

Quotes 

• Theodore : So, uh, I don't know, what else you buy?

  Jinny : How do you know that I bought you anything for your birthday? Maybe I plan on knitting you a sweater. Or^Å give you something much more organic.

  Theodore : Well, you do give good organic.

• Jinny : Ah, first-timer, huh? Mm.

  Theodore : Yeah.

  Jinny : Then you must have had the dream by now.

  Theodore : Uh, wh-what dream?

  Jinny : Oh, you know. The one all new ADAs have. Packed courtroom. Everyone you know is there: parents, siblings, friends, professors. Stand up to address the jury. They all start laughing at you! I mean, we're not talking little girlie giggles, Theodore. We are talking earsplitting, humiliation-inducing derision here.

  Theodore : Why?

  Jinny : Because your buck naked, my friend! All right, Teddy just exactly how nervous are you?

• Theodore : Yeah. Look, we need to go away someplace quiet, where we can just be ourselves and get to the bottom of things.

  Jinny : Why? Look, you know who I am, okay? You know who my family is. Why the hell do you even want to be with me at all?

  Theodore : Because I love you. Look, look, we should go away this weekend, okay?

  Jinny : This weekend is--

  Theodore : Yeah. Why not? We'll go up to Napa. I'm pretty sire I can get us a room. We'll leave Friday morning. We'll come back first thing Monday. Hey I am making you an offer you can't refuse. Huh?

• Jinny : Wow, Theodore, you're a victim and a prosecutor. You're supposed to be howling for this guy's blood.

  Theodore : It's not my style

  Jinny : Softhearted A.D.A Hold the front page.

  Theodore : You know, you're always poking fun at me. Why...why is that?

  Jinny : You're such an easy target. That's all Dave., Because it's my style.

  Theodore : I think you're trying to impress me.

  Jinny : Really?

  Theodore : You're attracted to me.

  Jinny : I'm the one who keeps turning you down. How impressive is that?

  Theodore : I won't give up.

  Jinny : Come back later and sign your complaint.

  CD : Hey Eddie... Interesting.

  Jinny : Uh-uh, not happening.

  Angela : He's cute.

  Jinny : You go out with him.

  CD : What's the problem? Too educated, loves his fellow man no visible tattos.

  Jinny : Body art, if tasteful done can be very appealing.

• Theodore : Haven't seen you in a skirt before. You look ....great.......

  Jinny : Yeah well, I bet you say that to all the inspectors you meet.

  Theodore : No, actually your my first one. So, are your friends at work are the giving you a hard time about this.......you dating an ADA?

  Jinny : Not really it's......

  Theodore : Me, right?

  Jinny : No, just someone... like you.

  Theodore : Just cause I have never been in a fistfight or been sent to detention does not mean I am not a force to be reckoned with.

  Jinny : Oh... okay, well... You have a sense of humor I give you that.

  Theodore : You know, I really wanted to take you someplace special tonight and I thought sailing but my friends boat's in drty dock. Um, I checked into a charte plae to Napa... it's way out of my league. So I settled for good foodnice music...and, um....

  Jinny : What?

  Theodore : Come on.

  Jinny : Oh, no. no, no, no

  Theodore : Come here.

  Jinny : No one else is dancing.

• Theodore : How do you think that makes me feel? You're in danger and I'm supposed to hide in the closet?

  Jinny : Well come on and hide with me under the covers it's warmer. Come on. .. Look if I shoot the neighbor's cat by mistake. You can defend me in court.

  Theodore : That's funny