Undeclared (2001–2003)

Jason Segel: Eric

Quotes 

• [Lizzie's phone rings] 

  Ron Garner : Hi, Eric.

  Eric : Who the hell is this? Why are you answering Lizzie's phone?

  Ron Garner : She left it in our room. It's Ron. Hey.

  Eric : Well, what the hell was Lizzie doing in your room?

  Ron Garner : Uh, we were making sloppy love, Eric. It was heavenly.

• Rex : Oh, you want to talk about your relationship? Huh?

  Eric : Yeah, I would like to.

  Rex : You know what a relationship is? Real Exciting Love Affair that Turns Into Ongoing Nightmare. Sobriety Hangs in Peril. Something like that, I got it tattooed on my back.