Sgt. Shaved Balls: [seeing a man and a woman kissing] Holy Phallus! What are they DOING down there?
Capt. B. Dick: I know you're afraid ArmInAss, but my son- this is just step on the long road to becoming a GayNigger.
Capt. B. Dick: It started when you're father gave birth to you... and who knows, maybe after this mission, you'll get the sign of the brown ring- and can truly call yourself a GayNigger.
Capt. B. Dick: And that's what you've been preparing for since you went to GayAgent School.
ArmInAss: You really think so sir?
Capt. B. Dick: Kneel down, and prepare to receive the holy gay nigger seed!
The Gay Ambassador: Wow! What do you think of my new body?
Capt. B. Dick: Yes, very attractive.
ArmInAss: [shouts] You look like a…dream!

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