Star Trek: 30 Years and Beyond (1996 TV Special)

David Hyde Pierce: Niles Crane

Quotes 

• Roz Doyle : Captain, we're getting an order from Starfleet requesting we meet the Enterprise at Starbase 15.

  Captain Kathryn Janeway : Helm, set a course for 1-19-41 mark 8.

  Martin Crane : Well, sure, if you want to go the long way.

  Niles Crane : Oh no, we're not taking one of your shortcuts. Last one we followed your advice, we went through a tear in the time-space continuum and wound up in ancient Pompeii.

  Martin Crane : Well, we escaped, didn't we?

  Niles Crane : Yes, and my brand-new Romulan loafers were singed beyond recognition.

• Niles Crane : I believe I have an exclamation--an explanation for our communications problem, Captain. While we were in port I had them install a banality filter. It keeps us from being bothered by any, uh, messages that are overly insipid or jejeune.

  Captain Kathryn Janeway : Disengage the filter.

  Niles Crane : Oh, I, I can't. I can't even get my phaser to stop flashing 12:00.