Undercover Brother (2002)

Chris Kattan: Mr. Feather

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Quotes 

• [Knock on door] 

  Mr. Feather : Who's there?

  Undercover Brother : Kung.

  Mr. Feather : Kung who?

  [Anton kicks down the door] 

  Undercover Brother : Kung Fu!

• [after "The Boss" leaves him to die for failing] 

  Mr. Feather : Hey! Don't go dissing me!

• Mr. Feather : It's time to unleash our secret weapon; I call it "Black-man's Kryptonite"

• The Man : Congratulations, Mr. Feather.

  Mr. Feather : Thank you, Mister... The Man.

• Mr. Feather : You see what's happening, don't you? How we're being corrupted by their hipper-than-thou fashion and cool slang you can't help but use?

• Mr. Feather : Y'all gonna make me lose my mind up in here!

• Sistah Girl : Undecover Brother, are you OK?

  Undercover Brother : Everythings cool, now that your here Sistah Girl!

  Mr. Feather : [snorts]  YOU'RE MAKING ME LOSE MY MIND IN HERE!

  [Bitch-slaps himself] 

  Undercover Brother : See what I've been dealing with?

  Sistah Girl : [frowning]  Yeah...

• James Brown : Say it loud!

  Mr. Feather : I'm black and I'm proud!