Greg the Bunny (2002–2004)

Drew Massey: Count Blah, Count Freddie Blah, Dr. Aben Mitchell, Gay Bear, Hurbada Hymena, Jamaican Guy, Ratagaba

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Quotes 

• Count Blah : I don't even know where my pants are, bleh!

• [Jack just got off his car phone with Greg, who is being attacked by a dog at his apartment] 

  Junction Jack : We have to get over to Greg's place now.

  Count Blah : Why? What's the problem, blah?

  Junction Jack : No time to explain.

  Count Blah : Oh.

  [pause] 

  Count Blah : Wait, Greg's place is all the way across town, blah.

• [talking about supporting Greg The Bunny's interest in the Pupish Movement] 

  Jimmy : Hey, why don't you guys give him a break? Instead of stabbing him in the back, why don't you try showing him a little support in the front? Lets face it, humans have been mistreating puppets for centuries. It's nothing new. We lure them to our country with the tartar sauce, and the lollipops, and the empty promises of sparklers which I believe are yet unfulfilled. Tardy, you got your sparklers?

  Tardy : I'm tough but nice.

  Jimmy : Yea that's what I thought! And then we go and trade their hides for, you know, cheap whiskey during the war of the roses.

  Dottie : Is that true?

  Count Blah : No

  Jimmy : We had them build our airplanes and our suspension bridges and our jet packs and our race cars, but can you name me one puppet that's ever taken home the trophy at the Minneapolis 500? I dare ya. Can ya? No!

  Alison Kaiser : I understood the pupish better.

• Warren : And I tip my hat to Greg. Son, you cared enough to give Rochester the greatest gift that a man can receive: a smile to shape his very last breath. So, ahem, to Rochester!

  Crowd : To Rochester...

  Count Blah : ...blah.

• Warren : Did he just say "blindness?"

  Count Blah : Yeah, blah, he also said "iff'n."

• Count Blah : Jack, you were in 'Nam: what do you do when someone points a gun at you?

  Junction Jack : Spend three years in a bamboo cage.