Greg the Bunny (2002–2004)

Dan Milano: Greg The Bunny, Warren DeMontague

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Quotes 

• Greg : I left cookies and milk three nights in a row for God and he hasn't taken them. Why am I so forsaken!

• Warren : I don't want to sing this song with Dottie! I don't want to sing this song with Blah! I want to sing it all by myself! Me, me, me, me, ME!

  Gil : Warren, that's not the message we're trying to convey with the Sharing Song.

• Warren : Hey Tardy... listen, I need to fill some seats tonight, how'd you like to come to my play?

  Tardy : I like to play with Warren.

  Warren : No, Tardy. I will be IN a play. You understand?... performing.

  Tardy : I'm not supposed to eat the Legos.

  Warren : [mutters]  Eauh, God! It's like talking to Keanu Reeves.

• [repeated line] 

  Greg the Bunny : Skatchamagowza!

• Warren : And I tip my hat to Greg. Son, you cared enough to give Rochester the greatest gift that a man can receive: a smile to shape his very last breath. So, ahem, to Rochester!

  Crowd : To Rochester...

  Count Blah : ...blah.

• Warren : Did he just say "blindness?"

  Count Blah : Yeah, blah, he also said "iff'n."

• Warren : I, sir, am not a dog. But if I were, I would bite you thusly!

• Greg : Hey, Dottie, I just saw your hooters!

  Dottie : WHAT?

  Greg : The two owls for the counting sketch. They're right over there.

• [Upon being kissed by Dottie] 

  Greg : I need some fabric softener!

• [On dogs] 

  Warren : What do humans see in these things, anyway? If I wanted someone to lick my face and poop on my lawn I'd get back together with Farrah Fawcett.

• [Greg asks Jimmy to ask his father, a television producer, to get Greg a job] 

  Greg : Please?

  Jimmy : No!

  Greg : Fine, then I'll just have to repeat your name over and over until you say yes. Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy...

  Jimmy : It's not going to work.

  [5 minutes later] 

  Greg : Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy...

  Jimmy : All right! I'll call him!

• Gil : Ok, um, Beetlejuice, get on the set, please.

  Greg the Bunny : Fine. And by the way, it's Bizzlebub... I think. And don't you say that name two more times.

• Greg the Bunny : [drunk and wearing a lampshade on his head]  Look at me, I'm a drunken cliché!

• Warren : [strangling a child who commented "The monkey looks fat" at a test screening] 

  [yells] 

  Warren : I am *not* fat, you stupid, little twit!

  Gil : Warren, Warren, let her go!

• Warren : [responding to Jimmy's request for him to lose weight]  I'm thrice divorced, Gil, I've shed enough ugly fat for one lifetime.

• Greg : [while instigating a bar fight over Star Trek]  Set phasers to "Kiss my ass!"