The Human Face (2001– )

John Cleese: Self - Presenter

Quotes 

• Host : [open with John Cleese on a beach with three young women approaching him from the background.]  One of these women is my daughter, Camilla.

  Camilla : Can I have some money?

  Host : Sure... here's a fin.

  Host : [to camera]  Of course I recognized her face as well.

• Host : So just because Elizabeth Hurley is pretty, does not mean she cannot also be a Total Shit.

  [Gigantic Elizabeth Hurley crushes him in her hand]