MediEvil (1998 Video Game)
Jason Wilson: Sir Daniel Fortesque
Quotes
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The Town Mayor : What happened to your lower jaw?
Sir Daniel Fortesque : Fell off.
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Canny Tim : Captain Fortesque, it's me, Canny Tim. Does the battle go well?
Sir Daniel Fortesque : Not too good.
Canny Tim : How I wish I could fight at your side again, sir. But hold, you could take my crossbow. It's got rapid fire, and you can ricochet the darts off walls to shoot around corners. I used it at the Battle of Gallowmere. After you were slain, I shot Zarok's champion, Lord Kardok, a clean kill through the eye at some thousand yards!
Sir Daniel Fortesque : Get on with it!
Canny Tim : Not that there's anything clever about shooting someone in the eye, sir.
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Imanzi Shongama : Dan, Dan, Dan! Tell me, what's a warrior queen got to do to meet someone like you?
Sir Daniel Fortesque : Huh? What... me?
Imanzi Shongama : Don't be shy, baby. I've seen you giving me the eye.You may be weak and feeble like all men, but I like you, Daniel.
Sir Daniel Fortesque : Oh, no...
Imanzi Shongama : Oh, I love a man who doesn't talk back! I think if you return, I may take you for my husband!
Sir Daniel Fortesque : [gulps]
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[repeated line]
Sir Daniel Fortesque : I'll show you!
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[repeated line]
Sir Daniel Fortesque : Get on with it!
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Dirk Steadfast : You can't go into battle with an undead army without a magic sword! Here, take mine. You will never have to sharpen another blade again, or my name is not Dirk Steadfast. It's not enough just to have a magic shield, you know, no matter what that soft thickie, Sturnguard says!
Sir Daniel Fortesque : Great!
Dirk Steadfast : Good, lad. Why I'd sooner go into battle holding a tea tray than carry that weedy girl's shield of his!
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Woden the Mighty : You know, I've always had my doubts about you, Fortesque. You're just not carved from hero material.
Sir Daniel Fortesque : I'll show you!
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Megwynn Maelstrom : Off you pop, then, and keep your chin up.
Sir Daniel Fortesque : Watch it!
Megwynn Maelstrom : Oops! Sorry, Daniel.
